New rules

While observing life at university here, it's difficult to create a new
set of rules.

• The emergency door can be used to access the classroom; sometimes you use time to go around the block.

• An Italian food kiosk must be built in the central part of the campus

• A free coffee and water machine should be installed on each floor of the blocks

• The sound of the fire bell ought to be changed to rock or pop music

• The lessons should start at 10 o'clock

• The people are allowed to walk and go to the lessons with their dog

• The hawks should be introduced to hunt some gulls and crows

• Buses and trains ought to be free to go to Brighton from the campus

University's new rules !

I remarked that the life on the campus was really boring and that they have no imagination.
According to the students, courses are not fun and it is difficult to concentrate on them.
That's why I decide to change the rules in the university !

1. First of all, students are now allowed to come to the course at the time they want.
2. The university administration can't send you warnings when you miss courses.
   Secondly, they can have their breakfast in class because it will be served every morning.
3. Then, students must do their homework on the class walls so they don't forget them the next morning.
4. From now, the students ought to revise their course with a friend because they are allowed to do the English tests in pairs.
   
5. After the course, students are not allowed to go home, they have to come to the meeting house to find out about the night social programme. They shouldn't stay at home more than twice a week or they will become depressed.
6. They also should propose some ideas to organize parties on the campus, and to meet other people.

With these new rules, I hope life on campus will be better. Don't forget that to work well, you have to be relaxed !! So don't get too tired !

Rules & regulations

helo0o0o0o0o,,,I am going to tell some rules about our awful University which is

called King Saud University in Riyadh.

1-You can graduate in 8-10 years.

2-Sometimes you can't ask the teachers if you don't understand something.

3-You are allowed to bring your chair from other classes if you can't find a chair.

4-You aren't allowed to change your timetable at any time.

5-You have to come class about 30 minutes before to find good place.

6-You don't have to bring your stuff with you in class.

7-You must park away away from your college because parking near college is for teachers.

8-You must not take any book from library because you will pay for it when you return it back.

9-You should sleep in class because its boring.

10- You should not smile at your teacher at any time.

rules at the university

1)All the students can be late in class each morning but they can't come to the course 1 hour late because the teachers won't let you into class.

2)Students ought to listen to music during the class.

3)Students should bring the flag of their country and they have to sing their anthem before all the courses.

4)Student are allowed to come in pyjamas but after the break they must wear normal clothes

5)You are allowed to use the university's buildings to have a party.

6)Student have to learn dance after the courses if they don't have to be in dancing class they can be a sanction. ???

7)Students ought to run around the campus if they make a mistake in class.

8)Student can drink alcohol at the university, smoke in class and eat if they want.

9)Student must sing "Tom Sawyer" when they come onto the campus on the second of the month

10)Student should put an ugly hat on their head each Tuesday.

If you respect these rules you will be a great student.

New Rules & Regulations

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Good morning everybody,

Your university has created some new rules and regulations this week.
Please read this document in full, then you have to learn and apply the new rules.

1 - You can invent ridiculous or incredible excuses when you are late.
2 - You are allowed to have a pet in class (even if it's a wild animal such as a lion, snake, spider, monkey...)
3 - You can't sit down during the class : we' ll take away every chair.
4 - Then, you must buy resistant shoes with rubber tread and strong bootlaces.
5 - You should listen to music 5 hours per day.
6 - You are not allowed to have glasses, piercings, tatoos and jewellery.
7 - You have to organize an artistic choregraphy every Friday about a famous theme.
8 - You shouldn't switch off your mobile phone in class and you can make a call when you want.
9 - You musn't flirt with somebody who lives on the campus and in the city.
10 - You ought to keep books that you borrow, infact you are allowed to steal what you want from the library, it will always be free for you.

I really hope that student life will be better in a couple of days... Please apply with energy these new rules and Don't forget: enjoy your life!!

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Rules for life at Sussex University

I would like to present you with my news rules for Sussex University :


1) In general, at the University, you can walk with your dog and you can go in class with it.

2) Students can't look at the clock in class.

3) Generally, you are allowed to wear swimsuits and you are allowed to drink, to eat, to smoke in class.

4) At Sussex University you aren't allowed to sleep in class before the break.

5) But, you must bring the flag of your country.

6) In the University, you mustn't enter class with shoes.

7) You should do your homework but you are not obliged to.

8) You shouldn't be present at the beginning of the lesson if you want to sleep you can.

9) You ought to use your bicycles in the lanes in University.

10) You have to sing the anthem of your country when you enter in class.

Ten Commandemments

Hi everyone, I'm happy to tell you the new rules on the campus:


► You shouldn't put your fingers in your nose on the campus.

► You have to open the doors for all the younger people and for me.

► You are allowed to play rock 'n' roll on the campus, if it is good you can earn money.

► You ought to wear a very stupid carnival mask every Monday.

► You must walk in the middle of the stone tiles, if there are any.

► You should drink a shot of vodka in class after every mistake you have made.

► You are not allowed to pass in the coridor without saying to me "Hello Lord of the Lords".

► You do not have to work in the library, because that will become a night club.

► You can't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend without my permission.

► You mustn't vote for the opposing student party for the next elections.


Thanks for your understanding, Your new President,

King Arthur

New rules at Sussex University

Your university needs new rules because the regulations, the serious and the hard-working students aren't improving their English. So the new rules are :

Being polite is not an obligation, this university is yours! You are allowed to be late and impolite. Your English could be improved if you are relaxed.

If teachers give you homework you don't have to do it, it's not compulsory. So if one teacher is too severe you must leave his course and go to the secretary.

You should smoke in your classroom, it's good for your brain.

You mustn't switch off your mobile phone in class, you can receive an important call.

You don't have to be present at all your courses because if you're tired, you can't understand and learn anything.

You can draw on the table in order to have records. Moreover, the future students will know who was here before.

You are allowed to talk in class! Being friendly is an excellent quality

If you are angry, you can hit who you want, you'll feel better after.

You can park your car anywhere in the campus and so don't waste your time to looking for a legal parking spot.

You are allowed to bring your animals in class.

If you respect these rules, your English will improve !!!!

Rules and regulations

Create a new set of rules for life at university using the language you learnt yesterday:
can/can't, are(n't) allowed to, have got to/must/mustn't, should(n't)/ought(n't) to.

the lottery

If I won the lottery, I would like to to have a company maybe in England. However, I'll have to speak English very well, so maybe I'll make others trips like to Australia or Ireland to improve my English.
Then, I'd also help my family by buying a camping car for my parents because they want one.
Also, I would like to have a house in Spain as my sister lives in Spain and together we will buy a holiday house in Ibiza!!!
Moreover, I would buy a black Audi A3 because I love this car, and for my boyfriend I would get a mercedes.
As I love to go to shopping, I would go to London and buy all the clothes that I want !
However, I think it's important to save money to help my children in the future...

Gaëlle

Lottery dreams

What would I do?!
It depends on the quantity of the money that I won with the lottery.
However I would like to continue the studies that I am doing now.
I could spend this money on buying new instruments for my research.
I would also spend money on building a new house with a big recording room and
a grand piano.
I could install a wind turbine to produce money with clean energy
and with the gains I would help my friends with their dreams.
Of course I could travel but I think only for studying...may be...I don't like
travelling without an aim.

...If I was the lottery Winner...

...If I won the lottery, I would save my money on a bank and buy some safe shares for invest in.

After that I’ll give a part of this money to my close family (father, mother, sister), 10% for each of them.

After that I would buy an apartment in Paris and other properties for increase my inheritance for my future child, my wife and my close family if they need it.

After spending long holidays I would almost certainly be a property developer to increase my inheritance.

More of than I would probably live in a country where there is low taxes on properties and inheritance.

I’d probably spend a total of 80% of my winnings and I’d keep 20% in an secure bank where the money would stay untouched for 10 years.

For my personal pleasure I would buy sports cars and a boat and villas by the seaside, but I wouldn't use my lottery money, just use the interest of my savings and the rent from my properties. In this way that I would not lose any money, and I would probably be a millionnaire for ever !

One other thing is the problem of women. I definitely wouldn’t want a wife who loves me for my money. So at the beginning I would almost certainly hide my fortune from her and if she really loves me and me too, I’d marry her. This is important because money can offer you happiness but there are certain things you cannot buy like friendship and love.

Money can make you addicted and dependant to on it, so I think it is dangerous.

...If I won the lottery, I would definitely be careful...

by Arthur

Jackpot dreams

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't like to be a famous person, I think that I would prefer to keep my life like before. I could do a lot of things but it depends on the quantity of money that I won. Maybe, I would buy a very beautiful house in Australia for my parents because they love this country. If I won the lottery, I could travel around the world in order to discover new cultures and landscapes.
I would like to buy a lot of nice clothes and jewels which are very expensive, and I know that my boyfriend wants to have a beautiful car so, I might buy him the car of his dreams.
I could also give money to the developing countries and to some associations such as Greenpeace or aid workers.
I would like to organise a big party with all my friends and if it's possible I may help them if they want something.To finish, I would like to put the rest of my jackpot winnings in a bank for the future if I need something.

If I was millionaire...

If I won the jackpot in the national lottery and I won £15.9 million, for instance, I would like to build a huge house with a big garden, a swimming pool, and lots of new technologies inside.


Secondly, I would like to travel around the world, and more particularly to
visit Thailand, China, Peru, Cuba and Australia. And why not, like Gokhan,
buy an island !

Next I would create my own company but I do not know in which sector.

And most importantly, I would like my family to be happy because I love them...

I think we could do incredible and amazing things if we won in the lottery, and maybe one day, we will be lucky !

If i won the lottery..... ; )

Heloo,,,,today I am going to speak about if I won the lottery. If I won the lottery, I'd like to do a lot of things. First of all, I'd like to give some money to my parents and my brothers and sisters. Then I'd like to have my own business like companies. Secondly, if I travelled around the world, I'd like to see all the museums and archaeological sites around the world. Finally, I'd like to buy all kinds of cars. and a big house in Los Angeles. I'd like to help poor people like in Africa and other countries too.