New Rules & Regulations

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Good morning everybody,

Your university has created some new rules and regulations this week.
Please read this document in full, then you have to learn and apply the new rules.

1 - You can invent ridiculous or incredible excuses when you are late.
2 - You are allowed to have a pet in class (even if it's a wild animal such as a lion, snake, spider, monkey...)
3 - You can't sit down during the class : we' ll take away every chair.
4 - Then, you must buy resistant shoes with rubber tread and strong bootlaces.
5 - You should listen to music 5 hours per day.
6 - You are not allowed to have glasses, piercings, tatoos and jewellery.
7 - You have to organize an artistic choregraphy every Friday about a famous theme.
8 - You shouldn't switch off your mobile phone in class and you can make a call when you want.
9 - You musn't flirt with somebody who lives on the campus and in the city.
10 - You ought to keep books that you borrow, infact you are allowed to steal what you want from the library, it will always be free for you.

I really hope that student life will be better in a couple of days... Please apply with energy these new rules and Don't forget: enjoy your life!!

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