Rules for life at Sussex University

I would like to present you with my news rules for Sussex University :


1) In general, at the University, you can walk with your dog and you can go in class with it.

2) Students can't look at the clock in class.

3) Generally, you are allowed to wear swimsuits and you are allowed to drink, to eat, to smoke in class.

4) At Sussex University you aren't allowed to sleep in class before the break.

5) But, you must bring the flag of your country.

6) In the University, you mustn't enter class with shoes.

7) You should do your homework but you are not obliged to.

8) You shouldn't be present at the beginning of the lesson if you want to sleep you can.

9) You ought to use your bicycles in the lanes in University.

10) You have to sing the anthem of your country when you enter in class.