Ten Commandemments

Hi everyone, I'm happy to tell you the new rules on the campus:


► You shouldn't put your fingers in your nose on the campus.

► You have to open the doors for all the younger people and for me.

► You are allowed to play rock 'n' roll on the campus, if it is good you can earn money.

► You ought to wear a very stupid carnival mask every Monday.

► You must walk in the middle of the stone tiles, if there are any.

► You should drink a shot of vodka in class after every mistake you have made.

► You are not allowed to pass in the coridor without saying to me "Hello Lord of the Lords".

► You do not have to work in the library, because that will become a night club.

► You can't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend without my permission.

► You mustn't vote for the opposing student party for the next elections.


Thanks for your understanding, Your new President,

King Arthur