Thursday 28 February 2008

New rules

While observing life at university here, it's difficult to create a new
set of rules.

  • The emergency door can be used to access the classroom; sometimes you use time to go around the block.
  • An Italian food kiosk must be built in the central part of the campus
  • A free coffee and water machine should be installed on each floor of the blocks
  • The sound of the fire bell ought to be changed to rock or pop music
  • The lessons should start at 10 o'clock
  • The people are allowed to walk and go to the lessons with their dog
  • The hawks should be introduced to hunt some gulls and crows
  • Buses and trains ought to be free to go to Brighton from the campus

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