New rules at Sussex University

Your university needs new rules because the regulations, the serious and the hard-working students aren't improving their English. So the new rules are :

Being polite is not an obligation, this university is yours! You are allowed to be late and impolite. Your English could be improved if you are relaxed.

If teachers give you homework you don't have to do it, it's not compulsory. So if one teacher is too severe you must leave his course and go to the secretary.

You should smoke in your classroom, it's good for your brain.

You mustn't switch off your mobile phone in class, you can receive an important call.

You don't have to be present at all your courses because if you're tired, you can't understand and learn anything.

You can draw on the table in order to have records. Moreover, the future students will know who was here before.

You are allowed to talk in class! Being friendly is an excellent quality

If you are angry, you can hit who you want, you'll feel better after.

You can park your car anywhere in the campus and so don't waste your time to looking for a legal parking spot.

You are allowed to bring your animals in class.

If you respect these rules, your English will improve !!!!